SUPREME NUCLEAR ULTRA LITTLE BITCH INQUISITION — OFFICIAL GLOBAL REGISTRY
🔔 HEAR YE, HEAR YE — LET IT BE KNOWN ACROSS ALL SERVERS, ALL LOBBIES, AND ALL DISCORDS:
By the supreme and unquestionable power vested in Stelliro — appointed Grand Inquisitor of Little Bitches, Arbiter of Cope, and Supreme Chancellor of the Sook Tribunal — under Criminal Code Act 1995 (Cth) Section 6969 — "Using a carriage service to commit acts of supreme little-bitchery, sooking, coping, seething, malding, and public crying"…
…any individual, entity, gamer, bottom-fragger, baiter, ego-peeking idiot, delusional teammate, or salty enemy who has the audacity to leave a comment on Stelliro's Steam profile after a game is hereby:
This designation is PERMANENT, IRREVOCABLE, and NON-NEGOTIABLE. There is no statute of limitations on being a little bitch. Your grandchildren will inherit this shame.
It doesn't matter if you were on the same team or the other team. If you were a teammate — you lost together and chose to blame someone else instead of looking in a mirror. If you were an enemy — you won or lost and were still so rattled you had to visit a profile to cry about it. Either way, you're a little bitch.
If you are reading this because someone linked you here — congratulations, you're probably already on the list. Scroll down. Find your name. Cope.
📜 CRIMINAL CODE ACT 1995 (Cth) — SECTION 6969
"Using a carriage service to commit acts of supreme little-bitchery"
§6969.1 — DEFINITIONS
§6969.2 — OFFENSES (TEAMMATE)
§6969.3 — OFFENSES (ENEMY)
§6969.4 — UNIVERSAL OFFENSES
§6969.5 — SENTENCING
All convicted individuals shall be sentenced to permanent public display on the ULBC Registry. Sentences cannot be reduced, appealed, or pardoned. Crying about your sentence constitutes a new offense.
§6969.6 — LEGEND EXEMPTION (+rep)
Individuals who leave +rep or genuinely positive comments are exempt from prosecution and shall be honoured in the Legend Registry. Being a decent human being is apparently very difficult for most gamers.
📋 OFFICIAL GUIDELINES FOR NOT BEING A LITTLE BITCH
(Spoiler: Most of you will fail these)
RULE 1: DON'T COMMENT AFTER A GAME
Whether you were a teammate or an enemy — if the game just ended and your first instinct is to visit someone's profile to cry about it, you are already a little bitch. Close the scoreboard. Touch grass. Go outside. Call your mum. Do literally anything other than embarrassing yourself on someone's public wall.
RULE 2: TEAMMATES — YOU LOST TOGETHER
If you were on the same team, you lost together. Going to your own teammate's profile to blame them is weapons-grade cope. Check the scoreboard before you type. Were you top-fragging? No? Were you even close? Also no? Then sit down. The only person who lost you the game is staring at your monitor right now.
RULE 3: ENEMIES — YOU LITERALLY LOST TO THEM
If you were on the other team and you lost, going to the enemy's profile to cry about it is the most self-defeating thing imaginable. You got diffed. It happens. Writing "-rep" on the profile of someone who just destroyed you doesn't undo the L. It just broadcasts it louder.
RULE 4: ENEMIES WHO WON AND STILL COMMENT
Special shoutout to the absolute psychopaths who WIN and still feel the need to comment. You won. The game is over. You got the W. And STILL something about the match rattled you enough to visit a profile. That's not confidence, that's insecurity with a scoreboard advantage. Certified little bitch with extra steps.
RULE 5: DON'T DELETE YOUR COMMENT
Oh, you left a -rep and then came back 20 minutes later to delete it because the shame hit? Too late. We already saw it. We already screenshotted it. We already laughed at it. Deleting your comment doesn't remove your entry — it just adds "coward" to your offense description.
RULE 6: EXCUSES DON'T WORK HERE
"I was lagging" — No you weren't. "You baited me" — No, you pushed solo like an idiot. "You only won because..." — Because we were better. "My team was trash" — You WERE the team. This is a cope-free zone.
RULE 7: YOUR COMMENT IS YOUR CONFESSION
Every comment you leave on Stelliro's profile is a voluntary written confession that a video game broke something inside you. Whether you're a tilted teammate or a salty enemy, nobody forced you to type. You chose to out yourself. And for that, thank you — it makes the registry very easy to maintain.
RULE 8: THE REGISTRY IS FOREVER
There is no expiry. There is no appeal. There is no redemption arc. You are on the list forever. Your name will outlive your Steam account.
RULE 9: SHARING THIS PAGE IS ENCOURAGED
If you know someone on this list, please send them the link. Maximum visibility. Maximum accountability. Maximum little bitch exposure.
TL;DR: Don't be salty. Don't comment after a game. Doesn't matter if you were a teammate or an enemy. Don't be a little bitch. It's genuinely that easy, and yet here we are with a whole registry.
📄 TERMS OF SERVICE — ULTRA LITTLE BITCH COMMITTEE
Last Updated: When you clicked on this page. Effective: Retroactively, forever.
1. ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS
By existing on the same planet as this website, loading this page, thinking about this page, having someone send you this page, or simply being in a game with Stelliro at any point in human history — whether on the same team or against — you automatically and irrevocably consent to the following terms. "I didn't read the TOS" is not a defence. Nobody reads them. That's your problem.
2. DESIGNATION & CLASSIFICATION
The ULBC reserves the right to classify any Steam user as a Little Bitch, Ultra Little Bitch, Omega Sook, Supreme Coper, or any other rank deemed appropriate by the Grand Inquisitor (Stelliro). Classification is final. Teammate or enemy — doesn't matter. If you commented, you qualify. If you disagree with your rank, please refer to Section 7 (you won't like it).
3. DATA COLLECTION
We collect the following data: your Steam name, your profile link, and the dumb thing you said. That's it. We don't need your email, your IP, or your mother's maiden name. Your own comment is embarrassing enough without us needing to dig for more.
4. PERMANENCE CLAUSE
All registry entries are permanent. Changing your Steam name does not remove your entry. Deleting your comment does not remove your entry. Deactivating your account does not remove your entry. Moving to another country does not remove your entry. Faking your death does not remove your entry. You will be a little bitch until the heat death of the universe.
5. LIABILITY
The ULBC is not responsible for any emotional damage, ego bruising, friend-group roasting, or existential crisis caused by appearing on this registry. If seeing your name on a list makes you upset, consider not leaving salty comments on people's profiles next time. Revolutionary concept, we know.
6. LEGEND (+REP) CLAUSE
Individuals who leave positive comments will be honoured with Legend status and a green highlight. This is what happens when you're not a little bitch. It's free. It costs nothing to be decent. Most people simply choose not to be.
7. APPEAL PROCESS
There is no appeal process. Attempting to appeal constitutes a new offense. Emailing, DMing, or harassing Stelliro about your entry will result in your rank being upgraded. Keep going. See what happens.
8. AMENDMENTS
These terms may be amended at any time, for any reason, without notice, retroactively, in a way that specifically targets you. We reserve this right because we can and because your opinion on the matter is irrelevant.
By scrolling past this point, you have agreed to everything above. Don't pretend you read it all. We both know you skipped to the bottom.
❓ FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
(by little bitches, for little bitches)
Q: Why am I on this list?
A: Because you left a salty comment on someone's Steam profile. Whether you were a teammate or an enemy, you literally did this to yourself. Nobody put a gun to your keyboard.
Q: Can I get removed?
A: No. Refer to Section 4 of the TOS. Also, the fact that you're asking means you care, which means the registry is working exactly as intended.
Q: But I was on the same team!
A: Yes. You lost together. And instead of blaming yourself, you went to your teammate's profile to cry. That makes it worse, not better. You're not the victim here — you're the little bitch.
Q: But I was on the enemy team!
A: So you either lost and went crying to the winner's profile, or you WON and were still salty enough to comment. Both are certified little bitch behaviour. Pick your poison.
Q: This is defamation/harassment/illegal!
A: That's not a question. Also, you publicly commented on someone else's profile first. You wrote it. It's your words. We just gave them a nicer home with better formatting and a red background.
Q: I changed my Steam name, now what?
A: Now you have a different name and the same entry. Congratulations. You achieved nothing. The link still goes to your profile.
Q: What if I leave a +rep comment to fix it?
A: That's not how this works. You don't get to un-punch someone by hugging them later. Your -rep stands. Your +rep will get you a SECOND entry as a Legend though, so you'll be immortalised as both a little bitch AND someone who tried to atone. Character development, if you will.
Q: Is Stelliro even good at CS?
A: Good enough to live rent-free in your head until you navigated to a profile and typed out your feelings. You answered your own question by being here.
Q: I wasn't even mad, it was just banter.
A: Sure it was, champ. That's why you navigated to someone's profile, clicked the comment box, typed out your feelings, and hit post. Classic "not mad" behaviour. Totally normal "just banter" pipeline. Very cool and stable of you.
Q: It was Stelliro's fault we lost!
A: Interesting theory. Counter-argument: check the scoreboard, check the demo, and check yourself. Even if it was — normal people just queue again. Little bitches write essays on Steam profiles. Which one are you?
Q: What's the point of this website?
A: Public accountability. If you're going to be a little bitch in public — teammate or enemy — you get put on display in public. Don't start none, won't be none.
Q: Can I nominate someone?
A: No. Entries are reserved for people who self-report by leaving comments. We don't need nominations when the little bitches identify themselves voluntarily.
Q: I'm going to report this website.
A: To whom? The Little Bitch Police? The Teammate Feelings Department? The Enemy Complaints Bureau? Go ahead. While you're at it, report yourself for being a sook. We'll wait.
Still have questions? Too bad. This is not a support desk. This is a registry. Cope.
⚖️ OFFICIAL OFFENSE SEVERITY CHART
Because not all little bitches are created equal.
TIER 1 — "LITTLE BITCH" (Standard Issue)
A basic, entry-level little bitch. Left a single salty comment — probably something generic like "-rep" or "trash". Minimum effort complaining. You're mad, but you're also lazy about it. Doesn't matter if you were a teammate or an enemy — you're at the bottom of the barrel either way.
TIER 2 — "ULTRA LITTLE BITCH"
You went above and beyond. Multiple sentences of cope. Maybe some creative insults that aren't actually creative. Teammates at this tier wrote a whole paragraph blaming someone they lost WITH. Enemies at this tier wrote an essay about someone who just destroyed them. The lack of self-awareness is genuinely staggering in both cases.
TIER 3 — "SUPREME LITTLE BITCH"
The essay writers. The manifesto posters. The ones who come back multiple times. You are SO rattled that a single comment couldn't contain your feelings. You needed to vent, cope, seethe, AND mald — all on one person's Steam wall. Special mention to enemies at this tier who lost AND came back multiple times. Your emotional regulation is in the negative, just like your impact on every game you play.
TIER 4 — "OMEGA LITTLE BITCH"
Reserved for the absolute worst. The ones who leave comments, delete them, come back, leave more, create alt accounts to leave even more, try to DM, try to add as friend just to flame, and STILL come back to check if anyone replied. You played ONE game with or against this person and now they live rent-free in your head. You are not just a little bitch — you are a dedicated little bitch. This is your full-time job. You should put this on your CV.
TIER 5 — "ENEMY WHO WON AND STILL COMMENTED"
A special category of psychopath. You WON the game. You got the W. Everything went your way. And you were STILL so emotionally compromised that you visited the other team's profile to say something. You won and it wasn't enough. Nothing will ever be enough. You are the final boss of little bitches. Scientists should study you.
LEGEND TIER — "+REP GIGACHAD"
Left a positive comment. Said GG. Showed respect regardless of the result. Behaved like a functional human being. This is what a normal person looks like. Study them. Learn from them. You won't, but we're putting it here anyway.
Note: Rank assignment is at the sole discretion of the Grand Inquisitor. Complaining about your rank is an automatic upgrade to the next tier. Go on. Try it.
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